Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Scene 1 : A New York Subway Stop. 2 Shannons wait for the train home.
Shannon A : I think I really want to see the new Transformers movie.
Shannon B : You got all excited about the first one and fell asleep. You didn’t even see the second one. You don’t even know how the first one ends.
Shannon A : I know but this one has robots…
Shannon B : (cutting off Shannon A) They all have robots. They’re transforming robots. That’s the movie.
Shannon A : Yes! I want to see the robots transform and then shoot other robots. While those robots transform and drive around. You know you want to see it too. You’re just mad that I feel asleep and you had to watch the first one but this time it will be different. There are robots ON THE MOON!
Shannon B : Naa –
Shannon A : (interrupting Shannon B) ON THE MOON!
Shannon B : Noa –
Shannon A : ON. THE. MOON. Robots. Moon.
Shannon B : (Marge Simpson grumble here)
Note : There is so much hope in this post.